What's in a name?

The following is to be read in a light hearted manner. Don't take it too seriously and don't crucify me......possible names of churches and connotations. Elevate - church that sells elevators ONELOVE boy band BLUE’s churchs Recreate church Church that does interior designing Connect church Church that sells top up cards and handphones CHURCH CAST Church providing talents to local music/ movie production The Race Church Church members that are avid marathon runners NewChurch What do we name the church 50 years down the road? The Overture Church A Presbyterian church The Endeavor Church A church that has lots of activities Venture Church A fund management church providing investment tips Great Endeavor Church A church distinguishing itself from endeavor church Truth Church Church that never lies The Source Church Church that sells water filter Link Church A church hooked on social networking Encounter Church Church with UFO sightings 24 CHURCH The maximum number of branches this church will open First Love Church Church where teens with puppy love crushes go to Replenish Church Church that ensures there is always enough food CONNECTION CHURCH The sister church of Link Church Epic Venture Church Church that organizes outdoor activities/treasure hunts The Root Church A go green church Renewal Church Church that assist member with expired road tax. Renew Church A change in name for New Church 50 years down the road OneWayChurch A church that doesn’t allow you to reverse TombStone Church Church pastured by WWE’s Undertaker Kinetic Church Church with Parkinson members Movement Church Sister church of Kinetic church Motion Church Sister church of Kinetic church Activate Church Church that sells hotlink prepaid card/plans, Portal Church An online church Music of Life Church church Julie Andrew attends Rhythm of Life Church Church that Gloria Estafan goes to Reactivate Church A church that needs to pay its overdue TNB bills TheCause Fault finding church LIFECAUSE Church Life cause? Still waiting for answer BeTheCause Church The culprit Motif Church An artsyChurch Redesign Church A sister church of recreate church CityBeat Church with a police beat base inside Fresh Church Church members bathe before coming to church Start Church What the pastor does every Sunday morning TheCrux . Church in a shape of a cross TheCore Church that uses Pentium inside Guardian Church A church with guardian pharmacy renting the premise One Church A better church compared to zero church Messenger Church A chuch which provides IM chat function Message Church A church that sms-es its members instead of giving bulletins Stream Church A church that promotes honda LIGHT CHURCH A church that serves healthy finger food after service VIBE Church A church whose neighbour is undergoing contruction work Verve Church church members with sugar overdose Manifold Church A church with a lot of curtains Home Church A church in China Open House Church A church which only opens during festive periods Propulsion Church A church selling jet engines View Church A pastor looking for new church site Vision Church Church selling optical eyewear Celebration Church Church with happy hour offers. Churchopolis A church from Greece Churchopia A land of churches Star Church Church obsessed with ratings New Tribe A church for fans of reality game show SURVIVOR Kin Church A church which is nearby Commit Church A church that signs you up as a member upon visiting Change Church A term always used for church hoppers Resolution Church A church attended by board of directors Enthuse Church sister church of verve church Overflow Church A church which needs a plumber Drive Church A church offering drive thru prayers Enter Church What church members do on Sunday morning Embark Church Church that is going to start collection of building funds Multiply Church A church in need of birth control Reproduce Church A sister church of multiply church Celebrate Church recently completed church building Access Church A church whereby members need access tags with personal pin numbers New Deal Church members who are disappointed with big deal church Joy Church Church which provides fruit juiceCrimson Church Christ Church in Melaka which forms part of Stadhuys